Me: Buy me dinner first?
Girl: no u buy me dinner cuz i’m already givin up my goodies!
Me: It could be argued that I’d be giving mine up as well.
Bit of a double standard here.
Girl: yummm i like doubles…especially in my mouth
Me: Two pee pees in your mouth? Wow.
Girl: yeah so pretty much like 16 of yours to equal a double
Me: I personally wouldn’t like to have my dick rubbed together with another dick. And that was very presumptuous what you said earlier about 8 of my wieners being equal to one normal wiener.
Girl: no i said 16 lol
Me: No, you said 16 would be a double. 16 divided by two is 8
Girl: I guess your right
Me: I am. Do I fucking know you?